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My Name is Ellie, and I'm a Foodie. 21, Cloud Nine.

Hey Kids! This is where I shall display all things that bring joy to my sad little life.

I consistently fangirl over Finchel. I have been told I am a Lea Stan. I'm desperately in love with Jason Segel and Karen Walker is my spirit animal. I love listening to Billy Joel in the rain and could watch ER or Will & Grace everyday.

Likes: Parks and Rec. Happy Endings. New Girl. American Horror Story. Girls. Cougar Town. HIMYM. Criminal Minds. The Mindy Project. Psych. Modern Family. Parenthood. The Office. SNL. and The Big Bang Theory.

Dislikes: Rudeness. Homophobia. and Chocolate.

Struggling with an unbelievably frustrating Nick Miller/Skylar Astin situation right na

❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ Making Muppet Babies with Jason Segel

❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ Swimming in Monchele Bliss

Taken ❒ Single ✔ Dancing Up On Jean Ralphio

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“He said, “Jess means too much to me” or some crapola like that.”

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Buster! Thank god you’re back. There’s no shame in being a coward.

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apatheticghost:

my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”

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