I'm A Lady, Assface

My Name is Ellie, and I'm a Foodie. 21, Cloud Nine.

Hey Kids! This is where I shall display all things that bring joy to my sad little life.

I consistently fangirl over Finchel. I have been told I am a Lea Stan. I'm desperately in love with Jason Segel and Karen Walker is my spirit animal. I love listening to Billy Joel in the rain and could watch ER or Will & Grace everyday.

Likes: Parks and Rec. Happy Endings. Cougar Town. HIMYM. Criminal Minds. Psych. Modern Family. The Office. Newsradio. Community. Family Guy. SNL. and The Big Bang Theory.

Dislikes: Rudeness. Homophobia. and Chocolate.

❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ Making Muppet Babies with Jason Segel.

❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ Swimming in Monchele Bliss.

Taken ❒ Single ✔ Dancing Up On Jean Ralphio


lightbuld:

i hate when you finish a cup of yogurt or pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over 

(via going-to-scranton)

posted 3 months ago with 37,956 notes (originally from lightbuld-deactivated20111123-d)
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